Mozart man. It's the only music that makes me cry.

Phase II is a figment of your imagination

 Thing about break ups is i've had one with every person i ever dated

 The wine glass is always half full

It was a Dark Dark night
In a Dark Dark room
With a Dark Dark beer

I don't want to buy a cheap new one.  I want an old one that lasted this long.  It'll last a little longer.

 Lets get something nice for mom

Check out the full moon... Nope. That's a Street lamp.

No Thanks. I'm Good.
No Dave. You're the best.